his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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