i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Randomize