Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
