so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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