There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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