Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
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I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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