Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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