TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
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If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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