OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
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you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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