just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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