a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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