Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Of course I have a pirate flag
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I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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