Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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