How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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