Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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