Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
21 Times Karma Showed These People Not to Mess Around
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"