You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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