is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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