The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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