508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I will die if light touches me.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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