I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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