Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
So apparently I’m into choking now
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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