end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
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Come see our sink grown plant.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
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I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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