Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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