Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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