Yo dont text me then not text me
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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