you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
We are all done wearing pants today
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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