drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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