Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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