Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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