Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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