imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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