i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
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I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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