it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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