this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I have aggressive nipples.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I licked your asshole in confidence.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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