I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
