my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
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A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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