Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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