i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
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He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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