Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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