what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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