ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
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enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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