$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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