I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Who died my cat blue again?
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