Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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