Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
What's dad's email?
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.