I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
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Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.