Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i just had sex bonerless
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He felt like a one man threesome
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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