So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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