i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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