went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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